It SOOO Was You!

Hello and welcome to the second of Mike's Minis. This week we're examining the Shaggy Case. What is the Shaggy Case? Well in 2001 Mr. Shaggy and his co-conspirator RikRok released a musical single called "It Wasn't Me" in which they deny being responsible for various sexual acts. I have gathered a great deal of proof to show you that in fact it was him, what I will present to you now will prove without a shadow of a doubt that Shaggy and yes even RikRok are randy buggers.

Well let's start with the lyrics which are the biggest indications that it was all a lie. Here is the opening exchange between Messrs Shaggy and Rok.

"Rok: Yo', man
Shaggy: Yo'
Rok: Open up, man
Shaggy: What do you want, man?
Rok: My girl just caught me
Shaggy: You let her catch you?
Rok: I don't know how I let this happen
Shaggy: With who?
Rok: The girl next door, you know
Shaggy: Man
Rok: I don't know what to do
Shaggy: Say it wasn't you"

How can anyone possible suggest it wasn't him after hearing that? Perhpas further lyrics will prove his innocence.

"To be a true player you have to know how to play
If she say a night, convince her say a day
Never admit to a word when she say makes a claim
And you tell her baby no way".

Pretty much an admission there wouldn't you say? It would appear that Shaggy possesses some kind of mental power to convince women what they see isn't true. I think it's safe to say that Mr. Shaggy is a threat to world security.

Let's look at some photo evidence. This is what Shaggy looks like:


Can you really trust a man that looks like this? Here is quite clearly trying to use his telepathic abilities. We can not believe this man, if he says it wasn't him then it obviously was him. Can we find anymore evidence in the video to show these men are guilty of these sexual crimes? How about this?


Photographic evidence! Case closed!!

The Mini Voice of The People

C.G.B. Spender writes: "Even his name "Shaggy" sounds like a hollow sexual boast. It was so obviously him, I don't know how he has the nerve to deny it."

funzonefan writes: "Yes it was him, he uses his abilities to trick women into bed."

Mr X writes: "Seriously what the hell are you talking about? It wasn't Shaggy it was RikRok, Shaggy's just trying to give him advice in a no win situation. Don't go giving Shaggy a hard time, Angel was a pretty sweet song. Screw RikRok though. He's just a dirty b'stard!"