Thug Life After Death?

The Michael Van Dyke Casebook:

File #1: "The Tupac Shakur Case"

Hello I'm Michael Van Dyke and if you're reading this then you must have an open mind and be ready to hear the truth. As this is the first case I'm reviewing I thought I'd start with something a little less dark...

On September 7th 1996 popular rap artist Tupac Shakur was shot in a drive by shooting "dying" several days later. For many this is the end of the story but for us this is just the beginning.

Is Tupac really dead? I'm about to provide you with evidence that suggests that no he is not. I will provide you with nearly 15 years of evidence gathered by Tupac fans and other conspiracy theorists. I will also provide you with startling new evidence that will finally prove that 2Pac ain't dead homies!

Why do people think Shakur is still alive?

There are many, many theories surrounding the apparent death of Tupac Shakur. There is a strong belief that he faked his own death. But why would a hugely popular performer fake his death at the peak of his fame? What evidence is there to suggest he is alive? Are the Illuminati involved? Or perhaps the lizard people. What follows is the proof that Shakur still walks amongst us:

The 7 Day Theory:

Is the number 7 important to this case? I'd say so below are are a list of clues involving the number 7 that prove without a shred of doubt that Tupac lives!

Shakur was shot on September 7th

He survived seven days after being shot (including the day he was shot).

There are seven days in a week, Tupac was shot on one of those days and died on another coincidence?

Shakur's last album released whilst he was alive was released exactly seven months before his death.

The first album released after his "death" was called The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory and was recorded in seven days. The album also opens with the track Bomb First on which seven gunshots can be heard.

Tupac died at 4:03 PM. What do you get if you add these numbers together? That's right seven!

He was 25 years old at the time of his "death". Add this two digits together and you know what you get, seven once again! And is it just coinicidence that he died in 1996 which adds up to 25 alo and we all know what 2 and 5 add up to. Seven. Again.

There is rumoured to be a link between Tupac's shooting and fellow Hip Hop star Biggie Smalls. Well isn't seven one of the biggest small numbers?

The night before Tupac died he watched the movie Police Academy 7: Mission To Moscow which he only gave a 7 out of 10 because it did not feature the character Hightower who is 6ft 7 and also has size 16 feet add those two numbers together and yet again you get seven! Do you see?

In the movie Gridlock'd (which starred Tupac) there is a scene where all the L's on a menu board have been replaced with 7's!

Tupac "had" a tattoo on his back with the reference Exodus 16:31 (which adds up to eleven which ryhmes with seven conveniant eh?) which is "So the people rested on the seventh day." A little strange don't you think?

Pretty conclusive stuff eh?

Further Evidence

Tupac "died" on Friday 13th a most suspicious day

Shakur was known to wear a bulletproof vest anywhere he went yet on the day of his shooting whilst visiting Las Vegas he decided to not wear it.

Tupac often rapped about his funeral yet following his "death" he was cremated, a little strange don't you think?

Tupac had taken on the monicker of Makaveli which if you move a few letters around becomes Mak alive! Another clue to truth perhaps. Tupac is also known to have studied the works of Niccolò Machiavelli the Italian philisopher who inspired Tupac's change of name and who was renowned as a master of faking his own death. Perhaps Shakur learned a few lessons from his idol?

The first album released by Shakur following his apparent death features no tribute to the dead man which is a little odd...

On the cover of his 7 Day Theory album Shakur is seen being crucified is that a hint from Tupac that just like Jesus he will rise again? Tupac is known to have enjoyed bread and fish and often used it to feed his many friends isn't there someone else who was good at feeding people with bread and fish? Do you see?

On a recent record released by Shakur he is heard saying Rest in Peace Biggie Smalls who died after Tupac. How can he possibly have known? Could he see the future or perhaps he still walks amongst us...

On his more recent releases he mentions the current wave of rappers by name how is this possible. He refers to Eminem by his popular nickname of Em. Perhaps they use computers eh? Whoa this isn't Star Trek that kind of technology just doesn't exist.

Let's take a look at Shakur's autopsy photo:

Notice anything missing? That's right one of his tattoos is quite clearly not there. Obviously this is a Tupac look-a-like used to hide the truth! You need proof? Then compare it to this:

Perhaps my word isn't enough for you, perhaps you need to hear the opinions of other experts. How about the opinions of Alicia Keys? She's bound to have some valid points.

Keys maintains that "Gangsta Rap" doesn't really exist and is just an attempt to make black people kill each other. So what does she think when it comes to the Tupac case? She believes that the government engineered the feud between Shakur and Biggie Smalls to prevent another black leader emerging. This is of course rubbish as there is now a reasonably black leader of the free world and we all know Tupac isn't really dead.

Well I've presented you with the details and now you must decide for yourselves whether Tupac Shakur is alive or dead. Before you make your minds up let me share with you the opinions of my fellow Truthers.

The Voice of the People

Each week I will include the best correspondonce I have recieved on the topic we're discussing. This weeks topic has been a popular one and I have recieved countless e-mails from readers who want to share their theories. Here are a selection of the most interesting e-mails.

C.G.B. Spender writes: "One word for ya The Illuminati! No one else could pull off such an eleborate hoax. Shakur challenged The Illuminati on one of his songs and they taught him a lesson. He works for them, he's part of the global conspiracy now!"

Deep Throat writes: "2Pac was friends with Jada Pinkett, who married Will Smith. Will Smith was known as the Fresh Prince. Prince sang a song called head. 2Pac had a head, head rhymes with dead. Coinicdence?"

trustno1 writes: "I'd be sued for suggesting that 2Pac and the Notorious B.I.G. were involved with in a love affair so I won't say it. But imagine if two men in a notoriously homophobic business found love in each others arms and knew that their friends and fans could never accept their relationship. Wouldn't faking their deaths and running away to a tropical island to spend their lives together make sense?"

thuglife4eva writes "Nah man my nigga paccy ent dead. He out tha w8ing to cum bac bigga and betta than eva b4 in 2013 itll be da bomb!"

funzonefan writes "2Pac's not dead, he's living on THE island man with the rest of them, Elvis, Biggie, Hitler. They're all there and they're all alive"

Tupac Sightings

To conclude this edition of Don't Believe The Truth I will show you some of the recent sightings of the apparently dead Shakur.

Thank you for taking the time to read this article. I believe I have offered you all that you need to know to see the truth in this case. If you feel you have anything you would like to add to this or any future article please feel feee to e-mail me at thetruthmovement@hotmail.co.uk. And always remember Don't Believe The Truth...

Next time: Elvis Lives!!!